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Wife Pregnant By Dwarf Stripper

 

Now I am not a lover of the tabloid newspapers as I believe they are very inaccurate with what they report. However, on this occasion I simply have to share what I read the other day on a discarded paper as I sat on the tube. My eyes simply could not believe the headline “Wife Pregnant By Dwarf Stripper”; my eyes couldn’t believe what I was seeing and I had to read more. What followed is one of the most outrageous stories I have ever heard but it did leave me in fits of laughter.

 

hen night

 

It is the kind of story you really couldn’t make up but it is centred around a Spanish bride-to-be who had been a naughty girl whilst on her hen do. As part of her hen do shenanigans, her hens had arranged for the bride to be “entertained” by a stripper….a dwarf stripper. However the fun didn’t end there as apparently one thing led to another and she gave him some entertainment of the sexual kind. When it comes to male stag dos, it is often said that what happens on tour stays on tour, it has become the golden rule of stag dos. So why could these hens not do the same and take the dwarf secret to the grave? Well unfortunately for the bride to be, nine months later she gave birth to a baby, usually the happiest day of a person’s life, it soon turned into a nightmare for all parties when the baby was declared to have dwarfism. Nothing she could say could save her, she had to confess to her husband that she had cheated on him with a dwarf stripper; can you imagine the devastation for the husband upon hearing this news? You can’t help but laugh, but we really shouldn’t.

 

I also saw this on the internet the other day and couldn’t resist sharing it with you, “the stripper dwarf was left happy, whilst the husband was left grumpy and as for the wife, how could she be so dopey?”

 

Now I am not saying that we can provide this level of dwarf entertainment but we do have a very illustrious selection of petite escorts, if you are in to your smaller ladies. All can be found in our petite gallery.

 

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